The History of the Cheap Family and Business is grand and sweeping (stop snoring!) and will be delivered in installments, commencing somewhere in the middle and heading off in several directions (well it worked for Star Wars). There's already an historical account that starts with the words "In The Beginning..." and I don't think we can match that. Besides, in view of the fact that our tale is not so much a series of events but more resembles shoppers entering Walmart at 5:00AM for the After Holiday 90% Off Everything Sale, the Cheap saga should be taken every bit as seriously as Barack Obama's and Al Gore's respective Nobel Prize Acceptance Speeches. Like those, this is sure to be a forgettable (and most likely, regrettable) example of performance art.