Sorry about the nonsense. Here's the real deal. Thanks for your patience!

Please do not take the questionable quality of this site as an example of our work, but  rather as proof of the fact that we devote our attention and efforts to our clients who, fortunately are keeping us incredibly busy.

Here's what this is all about, so it shouldn't be a total waste of time:

• Creative Consulting
• Collaboration
• Concept Development
• Scripts and Storyboards
• Commercials
• Speech Writing (With every speech you're entitled to choose one free Press Release: Apology, Retraction or Denial)
• Project Planning, Critical Path
• Events and Campaigns
• Presentation Packaging
• Graphic Design
• Content Creation
• Media System Configuration
• Media Generation and Control
• Sound, Light, Video Equipment
• Custom Design/Build Computers and Media Distribution Networks
• Project-specific Product Research and Specification Services
• Liaison With Architect, Contractor and Trades on your behalf  (Yes, I'll wear a tie)
• Live Production
• VideoWall Rentals
• Theater (OK!, OK!!...Theatre...are you happy now?)
• Set Pieces and Stagecraft
• Artistic 2D, 3D and Virtual (Projected) Elements
• ExtraSpecialEffects Designed On The Fly (three chairs, no waiting)
• Photo/Video Documentarian
• Performance/Project/Process Recording and Post Production
• Dynamic, Interactive Multimedia Products for Presentation, Training, Rehearsal
• Last but not least, for those who know what it's worth and can afford it: Evidentiary Media For Arbitration/Litigation/Trial
• Organize, Mediatize and Unobtrusively Present Your Material on HiDef Portable Equipment in the Courtroom or Boardroom
• (All kidding aside, when called for, you can be assured of the highest standard of professional behavior and decorum.)
• Contact us for an appointment. Please have your credit card and an arm & a leg ready when you call.
• Unless of course your client has a name like Mugs, Vito or Butch, in which case...fugedaboudit.